Fuck Yeah Gravity Falls!

I think I’m beginning to see the real reason Wendy goes through guys like tissues.


She is literally absolutely intimidating.  I mean, how does a guy impress a girl that’s so much more badass than they’ll ever be?  Simple:  You don’t.  You can’t

And she’s so awesome that it’s easy for all these guys to fall for her, but at the same time, they fall all over themselves trying to be “cool enough” for her, and just end up making asses of themselves.  It’s no wonder it took Robbie like 4+ years to even try to ask her out, especially if, during that time, he had to watch her go through boyfriend after boyfriend.

Wendy is the lumberjack goddess.  She is too cool for school.